We have all made some bad decisions. I could write a novella dedicated just to October 2005. However, the only way to forgive and forget is to find people who have screwed up way more than you have.
I am fearful for the day when you can walk into a tattoo parlor, point to the Rachel Ray tattoo hanging next to the purple dolphin and barbed wire rose and say, “That’s the one, Tony.”
My long-held disgust for Wal-Mart almost makes me feel bad for this guy. However, the fact that his mother’s advice, “Don’t shit where you sleep,” never registered with him, makes me apathetic.
Guy Tries to Rob a Liquor Store
The end of this video reminds me of a Billy Collins poem, “The Best Cigarette“.
And that’s the day little Kyle not only contracted the Swine Flu, but also realized his conflicting views on bestiality.
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