I was born in 1985. I’m not going to try to pretend I knew what the world was like before technology ran shit. However, I do remember what 42nd Street was like before Giuliani, and I remember what communication was like before these. However, Louis CK said it best, so I figure I’ll let him present my newest column.
100 Amazing Futuristic Design Concepts
This post includes everything you wish you had invented, thought you had invented, or at least written down during one of your Vicodin binges.
“The Mobile Phone for Mobile Kids“
Maybe this is on every 7 year old’s wish list the same way PJ Sparkles was on mine. Maybe all the kids born in the 1970s mocked PJ’s electronic glow the way I will mock the fact that these kids will never know the feeling of scrounging for a quarter to call mom outside of Baron’s Drug Store to get picked up before the weirdos come out. And maybe they’ll mock me because I’m pretty sure it costs $3 to use a payphone now.
Synergize Stephen Hawking with that creepy thing on wheels from the SAW movies, and you have a Daft Punk video ahead of its time.
When the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory came out, and Charlie had a dad, I let it slide. But this? I just dare Hollywood to make The Wizard of Oz: 2.
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